Happy Birthday Venus Williams, here’s Spaghett!

Published: 17th Jun, 2009

Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Spaghett!

With Wimbledon just lobbing distance away, how appropriate that Venus Williams chose to turn 29 today. It’s her actual birthday, which she will no doubt spend either smashing defenseless tennis balls around with her sister, Serena Williams, or sitting in a chair-for-one bouncing her legs up and down, silently eating a protein bar. We decided to get her a gift, so we waited for 11.30, took our tops off and bust open a few cans of Diet Coke – only to feel instantly humiliated when a mob of office workers appeared in the window above us, all female, some mouthing the most obscene, terrifying suggestions. Still, we got on with the job at hand, and decided to get Venus either a brick that could smash through office windows, or a brilliant clip that made us all laugh. In the end we got her both. Happy Birthday Venus, Goddess of Tennis!

Josh Burt
About the author:
Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

2 Responses to Happy Birthday Venus Williams, here’s Spaghett!

  1. Avatar Combi Boilers ยท says:

    protein bars always come in handy whenever you need lots of protein after a heavy exercise _

  2. Avatar Cutlery Tray says:

    right on our supermarket, i can buy some cheap protein bars which i always consume when doing workouts :,~

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