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We love hearing about fashion, that’s why we wander through the more bulbous trend setting streets of London with our ears smearing the walls of angular coffee shops, hoping to pick up tips. But today’s gem fell right into our laps, thanks to friend of the site, and excellent fashion mind, Hannah.
The word is that scarves are IN. Which is great news, because everyone loves scarves, from those scary street gang kids who rob newsagents with gorgeous printed silks over their faces, like Dick Turpin, to old women who wrap them around their heads so that they don’t get their hair wet when they’re scrubbing their front steps to the theme tune of Last of The Summer Wine. Even fierce model types love them, and the scarf du jour for anyone with absurd amounts of money is the Roses Stole Louis Vuitton scarf – a scarf so hot that you can’t even get it in London. You’ll need to go to New York or something, where it’ll set you back about £500. It’s stunning, it’s silk, and Posh Spice probably polishes her brass door knocker with the things.
You heard it here first, women. Now, go, shop!