Interestment’s Top Four: Front Women

Published: 10th Jun, 2009

Some excellent rock and rollers just missed out…

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Unlike disgruntled old men who refuse to board buses driven by women because they might crash, we completely embrace equality. We even celebrate it. In fact, we barely even consider equality to be an issue, because we simply presume it. Not just in the bedroom, but in the workplace, in the kitchen sink, and on stage with hard rocking bands. It’s a shame that, Beth Ditto aside, there seems to be a dearth of exciting rock and roll front women at the time of writing. But, even so, coming up with the four greatest was an emotional and tricky process, with Grace Slick, Bjork, Chaka Khan, Chrissie Hynde and Siouxsie Sioux all just missing the cut…

1. Janis Joplin

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Without a doubt, the queen of all front women. She lead Big Brother and The Holding Company, then Kozmic Blues Band, then Full Tilt Boogie Band. And then she died of a heroin overdose. It was a total shame, because she was probably the greatest white soul singer of all time, and could challenge Jagger and Prince as the greatest front PERSON ever to take the stage. A genius.

2. Patti Smith

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You can probably thank heroin and cocaine for Patti Smith’s rather sinister looks – back in the 1970s, it was still considered at the height of sophistication to shoot a load up down an alleyway, or on a bench. Yet, drugs aside, she made for an amazing front women for the inventively named Patti Smith Group, which rode the crest of a creative wave from 1974-1979. If Keith Richards were a singer and a woman, he’d be Patti Smith.

3. Debbie Harry

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A former Playboy bunny, Debbie Harry was the sexy face of punk rock. Her band was Blondie, and they were at their peak in the late 1970s and early 1980s. And it’s a testament to how good she was that nowadays pretty much every angular young oik giving music a bash is fashioned on Harry in her prime. A very beautiful woman.

4. Stevie Nicks

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A tiny little thing at just a fraction over five foot, Nicks put a magnificent stamp on Fleetwood Mac from 1975 until the early 1980s. She was strange and alluring, with her mystical jewelry, nasal voice, and whispers that she appreciated her cocaine in a rather unconventional manner. Rumours also went around that she might be a witch.

Josh Burt
About the author:
Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

8 Responses to Interestment’s Top Four: Front Women

  1. oliver says:

    I just watched that Blondie clip the other night on the Old Grey Whistle Test DVD (which, IMO, they should make kids study in school). Harry is pure class.

  2. traavis says:

    STEVIE NICKS LOVE HER SHES MY QUEEN OF MUSIC

  3. Marc-Rene says:

    Janis is still the best ever white blues singer. Period. A great loss to music. As Jimmy.

  4. Kyle says:

    Too Bad Siouxsie Sioux missed the cut; She, Blondie, and Stevie Nicks are the three best Queens of music, and always will be.

  5. B. Clinton says:

    My Stevie all the way!

  6. Cazzymac says:

    Stevie was the “it” girl back in the day. I still think she is great.

  7. andy says:

    stevie should still be the “it” girl. Amazing man

  8. Melvin LeB ouef says:

    Steve WILL ALWAYS BE the ” IT GIRL ” for me she is my Idol

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