Happy Birthday Andre 3000, here’s a massive shark and an octopus!

Published: 27th May, 2009

Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus

Ace rapper Andre 3000 turns just 34 today, making his ghetto monicker either completely inaccurate, or nothing to do with his age. We just don’t know. What we do know, however, is that the man has had an amazing life up until now. He’s rapped songs, sung songs, worn women’s clothes without getting shot up by infuriated gang members, and he was once even found lying back on a hotel sofa talking to a certain Interestment member about what was so good about Lucozade. True story. Hence, we thought we’d get him a gift, so we each slipped into an outfit of skinny jeans, loafers, oversized vest, flat cap and stupid sailor tattoos, and headed to a grotty looking arthouse pub in a trendy area of London to pretend we might be heroin addicts or rent boys. It was there that we decided to get Andre either a shovel to pan us all in the face with, or a clip of an amazing film that we were alerted to by a young man called Steve. In the end we got him both. Happy Panning Andre!

Josh Burt
About the author:
Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

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