Showbusiness: Kate Hudson’s hair change, and bikinis

Published: 22nd May, 2009

NEWSFLASH! This woman is no longer blonde

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The colour of a woman’s hair is of huge importance, we don’t need to tell you that. Is it any coincidence that when she went brunette, Britney Spears embarked on a long descent into crippling weirdness? No it isn’t. Likewise with other dove haired lovelies who have dabbled with the raven look, like Jessica Simpson, Cameron Diaz, and Madonna. All turned to the dark side, with terrifying results. And now you can add Kate Hudson – normally so blonde, so cheerful – to that list, as she has transformed her welcoming blonde locks to a more unapproachable wavy brown. Showbiz reporters have been knocked sideways by the news, with one in particular noting that she has probably done it to get better acting roles. It is, after all, a much more serious look. Just look at Tom Cruise – he’s brunette, he gets all the best roles.

In other news, Kim Kardashian (below) – famous for having a gargantuan backside – has rendered the entire showbusiness world agog by taking to the beach in a bikini. Like many young stars, she appears to have been working out. Plus, Sarah Michelle Gellar, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, has a big swelling in her belly where a baby lives.

Kim Kardashian

Josh Burt
About the author:
Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

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