Happy Birthday Morrissey, here’s an ace song!

Published: 22nd May, 2009

Feel, Let’s Rock (Over and Over Again)

Morrissey, the pop singer with the permanently arched eyebrow, turns 50 today. What an intriguing journey he’s had so far. He’s swung flowers around his head, pretended to be deaf, and he has even managed to make millions of pounds as a singer, even though it sounds like someone ripped out his voice box and replaced it with a fog horn. Good for him. Hence, we knew we had to get him a present, so we all stripped down totally naked and did some yoga on a mirrored floor, and discussed things. It boiled down to a toss up between a toy car or an excellent synthesizer track from 1982. In the end we got him both. Happy Birthday Morrissey!

Josh Burt
About the author:
Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

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