Happy Birthday Mr T, here’s Bill Murray!

Published: 21st May, 2009

Bill Murray Live from Second City

Mr T, at 57 today, is still the toughest man on the planet. He could beat absolutely anyone up, including Osama Bin Laden, Lennox Lewis, Vin Diesel, Roy Keane, Russell Crowe, Grant Mitchell, Phil Mitchell, Peggy Mitchell, The Terminator, Stuart Pearce, Conan The Barbarian, Conan The Destroyer, Saddam Hussain, Rocky I, Rocky II, Sawyer from Lost, Sigourney Weaver, Mel Gibson, Barry Grant, George W Bush, Bruce Lee, Mike Tyson, and Wayne Rooney. In fact, the only person he might have a problem with is Don Logan. Hence, we thought we should buy the big bruiser a gift, so we sat in a big circle, either holding hands, or gripping thighs, and talked long, deep and hard. It boiled down to a toss up between a small silver chain that he could wear around his neck, or a clip of a rather young Bill Murray doing stand up. In the end we got him both. Happy Birthday Mr T!

Josh Burt
About the author:
Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

One Response to Happy Birthday Mr T, here’s Bill Murray!

  1. Avatar Paul says:

    Happy Birthday Mr. T. I gave you some birthday money today by buying his voice for my GPS. I got his voice from a company that does real celebrities for Satnav, Dennis Hopper, Burt Reynolds… and of course Mr. T. I think the company was called Navtones, or Nav-tones.

    happy Birthday T and thanks for giving me directions.

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