Eric Carmen, Hungry Eyes
Excellent, Thursday’s here. Regulars will know that Thursday is the official day of love and sensuality, so take a few moments to unbutton your blouse to an acceptable level, dim the office lights, and explain to your colleagues how there may or may not be a guy out there who really knows how to correctly smear lotion into all of your erogenous zones. To help you get in the mood, here’s Eric Carmen singing on the Dirty Dancing soundtrack. It’s an ode to future sexual partners, and how they can really build up an appetite in your eyes during those early throws of hysterical licking.