Happy Birthday Tony Blair, here’s some funky roller skaters!

Published: 6th May, 2009

Vaughan Mason, Roller Skate

Wow, Tony Blair. Who’d honestly want to be Tony Blair? Forever remembered as the man who George W Bush called Yo Blair, he never really had what it takes, bless him. He’d have made a very good male nurse, or a groin flannel, or a useful teaching assistant, but Prime Minister? Noooo. Still, to hellfire with hindsight, he’s 55 today, we thought we should get the great big twerp a gift. We took to the commons (Clapham and Streatham) and debated furiously, with one half insisting that he should be given a massive wedgie until his pants go all the way over his head, whilst the other half thought a clip of some roller skaters might be nice instead. In the end we got him both. Yo, Happy Birthday Blair!

Josh Burt
About the author:
Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

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