Happy Birthday Craig David, here’s Raquel Welch!

Published: 5th May, 2009

Raquel Welch, Space-Girl Dance

Craig David is still only 27. And yet, it seems like he’s been around forever, such has been the rise and fall of his promising career. A genuinely brilliant UK soul singer, he has paid far too high a price for being mocked by that appalling Bo Selecta cretin. Hence, we feel sorry for him, so thought it best to buy him a gift. We split into groups, each one sacking any fool who made reference to Kes, plastic underpants, or a beard trimmer. Worse still, anyone who dared go Craaaaiiiiig David was immediately bricked in the face. Things got tense, and after nine hours it boiled down to a toss up between a massive bowl of mints (or mince?), or a fantastic clip of a young Raquel Welch dancing her little bikini’d socks off. In the end we got him both. Happy Birthday Craig David.

Josh Burt
About the author:
Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

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