Cockatoo dances to the beat
Were she not plucked from us in the throws of her mid-60s, Audrey Hepburn would be turning a very impressive 80-years-old today. What a woman she was, with dark hair, that long cigarette holder, the munchkin-like grin. Fantastic. Hence, it was a no-brainer, she was getting a present, dead or not. We all dragged up and sang ideas to one another across an empty auditorium, and it boiled down to a toss up between a Take That annual, or a clip of a dancing cockatoo. In the end we got her both. Happy Birthday Audrey!