Utah Jazz Cheerleader
Sheena Easton turns 50 today, and for the first 25 of those 50 years, she was a bit of a dweeb. Then a short bearded genius called Prince rolled in from the shadows on a glittering stallion, and rode her all the way to total brilliance. She was a sassy thing, and a hunch suggests that they probably at least dry-humped a couple of times. She’s always said that they didn’t. Either way, we thought we’d get her a gift. After about four hour of serious jacuzziing, it boiled down to a toss up between some really nice tea from a special shop, or a clip of a grown man cheering on some cheerleaders. In the end we got her both. Happy Birthday Sheena!