Hark, it’s a magnificent Italian-American!
For those scratching their heads, wondering who this intriguing woman is, we’ll give you a clue – she’s Annabella Sciorra. You know – Anabella Sciorra. Still nothing? She often plays the part of a sensual trouser tightener, and has done in both movies, films, and motion pictures. Plus on television. You probably know her face. For us, she will forever be the forbidden fruit plaguing Wesley Snipes’ loins in Spike Lee’s fourth best film, Jungle Fever – the one where Lee tackles the outlandish notion that people from different races could possibly find one another remotely attractive. This, you understand, was back in the days when black people and white people only communicated by throwing tennis balls at each other, or having secret intercourse behind allotment sheds. Thank Christ those days are over. Anyway, Annabella was one heck of a gal, with eyes as smokey as an outdoor barbecue, and a body you could sharpen pencils on. She has since gone on to star in The Sopranos and a handful of far worse television programmes.
As ever, there will be no something-something for the boys without a little wotsit-wotsit for the girlies. Below is Tom Selleck.