Second hand bargain: A wonderful sun visor

Published: 20th Apr, 2009

All the way from Vegas, baby!

vegas-visor

It’s a strange marriage when you hit the Spring/Summer, and yet the recession is still looming large. Something doesn’t quite fit. The cruel financial winter suits the actual seasonal Winter, mainly because poverty seems much more vivid when it leaves a smear of cold on a fallen businessman’s cheek. The same cheek that used to press down on fine silken sheets, or the one that used to lie drunkenly on the naked breast of a colleague from accounts. It used to be such a cheerful, podgy cheek. Now it’s gaunt, sweaty, taut. These are mean times. Which is why we adore it when we hear about excellently found bargains. Just this weekend, our good friend David had one heck of a time in his local charity shop. “I wasn’t expecting it to be so bright and hot,” he confessed, fingering his Lilt, “so when I saw this old Las Vegas visor, I snapped it up.” Judging by the pictures, it’s a terrific piece of headgear, complete with suggestive symbols of gambling, like dice – so appropriate during times of panic. So come on, David, how much for this stylish, poignant purchase? “A quid!”

Fantastic sticking-it-to-the-recession!

Josh Burt
About the author:
Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

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