Monkey teases dog
Julie Christie, Julie Christie, Julie Christie. So pretty they named her three times. What a woman she was, with a thin sheen of make-up, and lips that you could turn into a three-person sofa. She turns 68 today, so we thought we should get her a present. We went into the lounge, and half-watched Britain’s Got Talent, and half-discussed what we should buy her, and it boiled down to a toss up between some blank taxi cab receipts, in case she’s fiddling her tax returns, or a clip of a cheeky monkey horsing around with a dog. In the end we got her both. Happy birthday Julie Christie!