Happy Birthday Julie Christie, here’s a cheeky monkey!

Published: 14th Apr, 2009

Monkey teases dog

Julie Christie, Julie Christie, Julie Christie. So pretty they named her three times. What a woman she was, with a thin sheen of make-up, and lips that you could turn into a three-person sofa. She turns 68 today, so we thought we should get her a present. We went into the lounge, and half-watched Britain’s Got Talent, and half-discussed what we should buy her, and it boiled down to a toss up between some blank taxi cab receipts, in case she’s fiddling her tax returns, or a clip of a cheeky monkey horsing around with a dog. In the end we got her both. Happy birthday Julie Christie!

Josh Burt
About the author:
Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

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