Happy Birthday Haley Joel Osment, here’s a total maniac!

Published: 10th Apr, 2009

The business card is crap

At 21 today, Haley Joel Osment can only just slug back a brewski in his home country – America. Yet the man has achieved so much. He was in The Sixth Sense with Bruce Willis, playing the part of a child who could talk to old women. And since then, he’s been in some other less decent films, presumably undergone the hormonal shifts of puberty, and possibly felt a boob through a shirt. Yes, he’s had quite a life. Hence, we thought we should lavish him with a gift, so we headed to Burger King to eat five whoppers each and discuss things. It boiled down to a toss up between a great big bowl of crisps, or a funny clip of a maniac business man. In the end we got him both. Happy Birthday Osment!

Josh Burt
About the author:
Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

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