Weird Barack Obama candle alert!

Published: 7th Apr, 2009

Okay, now it’s getting stupid…


It’s always a joy to hear from one of the Interestment flock, and today Debs – a keen observer of society – has turned her expensive golden magnifying glass in the direction of silly shop keepers, and what they sell. She had this to say…

Imagine the scene: you and your lover in a couch-based clinch. Westlife dribbling lifelessly from the stereo. Maybe a couple of bottles of white wine ┬áto fuel your turgid fondling. And – surely the finishing touch to any sexy evening: President Barack Obama shining a light on proceedings from a nearby coffee table. For only 20 euros. “Love it or burn it!” crows the seller of this strange bedroom adornment, hilariously. Available in orange, green and life-like black.

Buy one here. Or not.

Josh Burt
About the author:
Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

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