Let’s get it on
Billy Dee Williams – yes, Billy Dee Williams – turns 72 today, which is ridiculous, quite frankly. He looks more like 62. He’s had a solid innings so far, doing his best in great films like The Empire Strikes Back, Batman, and Secret Agent 00 Soul, so we decided that we should definitely buy him a decent gift. We gathered round a big table to drink wine from clay jars served by women in petticoats, and dicussions became heated. One half of the room wanted to buy him some massage oils, while the others thought that a funny Lando Calrissian and Han Solo clip would be just the ticket. In the end we got him both. Happy Birthday Billy Dee Williams!