Happy Birthday Billy Dee Williams, here’s Lando Calrissian

Published: 6th Apr, 2009

Let’s get it on

Billy Dee Williams – yes, Billy Dee Williams – turns 72 today, which is ridiculous, quite frankly. He looks more like 62. He’s had a solid innings so far, doing his best in great films like The Empire Strikes Back, Batman, and Secret Agent 00 Soul, so we decided that we should definitely buy him a decent gift. We gathered round a big table to drink wine from clay jars served by women in petticoats, and dicussions became heated. One half of the room wanted to buy him some massage oils, while the others thought that a funny Lando Calrissian and Han Solo clip would be just the ticket. In the end we got him both. Happy Birthday Billy Dee Williams!

Josh Burt
About the author:
Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

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