Important fashion news about Barbour jackets
No longer just for bastards
For so long the wax jacket has been associated with the kind of people who creep around fields at night time. You know, the ones who kick foxes to death, then get wasted and have deafening coitus in a stable. Them. But that’s all set to change, apparently. As ever, we’ve been sitting inconspicuously in achingly hip London hang outs, our ears flapping desperately, hoping to pick up tips. Yet, today we got one courtesy of an old fashioned telephone and a good fashion friend called Oliver. He told us how all the coolest kids are now going out wearing Barbour jackets over their skinny jeans, legwarmers and ironic knitted sweaters. Even with summer just a small ejaculation away, these things are very a la mode. “It’s waterproof, sturdy, and all over East London like a green waxy rash!” yelled Oliver, before mounting a one-gear racer and cycling straight into a wall that had a mural on it.
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