Her real name is Ali Landry…
Until 1998 Doritos were only ever consumed by strange loners in long raincoats and massive running shoes. The people forgotten by society. The outcasts. And then, all of a sudden – after a surge of marketing genius – everyone wanted a packet of the crispy triangles, because a really good looking woman with fantastic knockers was on the ads. She was a former Miss USA called Ali Landry, who has since become celebrated all over the planet for having a body carved from marble, a face designed by Jesus himself, and hair made from very thin bits of silk, woven by cherubs. Doritos, on the other hand, are now exclusively consumed by total morons.
Of course, there will be no sexy brown haired vixen for the guys without someone taut and pubic for the girls. Below is Tom Selleck.