Happy Birthday Elton John, here’s a singer songwriter!

Published: 25th Mar, 2009


Step aside everyone, Elton John has just turned 62 this morning, and he’s probably in a terrible mood. He’s always in a huff, even before the Princess of Hearts died for our sins on the cross – or something – he was reknowned for his angry barking. Hence, we had no choice but to get him a present. Terrified, we wept long into the night, for once questioning our brilliant judgement, until it boiled down to a toss up between a small carton of rubber johnnies or a brilliant song by a foreign gentleman very much in the Elton John mould. In the end we got him both. Happy Birthday Lady Elton!

Josh Burt
About the author:
Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

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