A classic scene from V
And so L. Ron Hubbard – the man behind Scientology – would have turned 98 today, had he not died in 1986. He’s given us so much: a great story about some lizards coming down from space to kill Jesus, the word Thetan, and he’s also provided a much needed spiritual home for legendary Hollywood heterosexuals Tom Cruise and John Travolta. We simply had to get him a decent present. After some serious auditing to weed out any non-Thetans, we discussed this long into the night, before it boiled down to a toss up between a great big blow up banana, or a clip from 80s sci-fi classic, V. In the end we got him both. Happy Birthday Your Most Thetanist!