Stewart Lee, Political Correctness
And so Chuck Norris turns 69 today. He will, as a bible-bashing maniac, be disturbed to find that he shares today with Osama Bin Laden, and Sharon Stone – the sexy young heathen who once famously flashed her unmentionables in a film. Poor mud-brained Chuck. We thought we’d buy him a present, and after lots of intense debating, it boiled down to either the banjo used by the kid in Deliverance, or a clip of some brilliant thinking man’s comedy. In the end we got him both. Happy Birthday Chuck!