PANIC! Some of our greatest snacks are missing!

Published: 9th Mar, 2009

Has anyone seen THESE lately?

chicken-crisps

Ever since Spicy Tomato flavour Snaps suddenly ceased to exist sometime around the early 1990s, we’ve made a point of keeping a beady eye on the crisps and sweeties stands at our local superstores and newsagents. Every so often, one of our favourite treats appears to have a little accident, and just vanishes. To where? Literally no one knows. It’s utterly sickening, quite disturbing, and a little bit saddening. Only recently it’s been pointed out that Roast Chicken flavour Walkers don’t seem to be around as much as they used to be. Needless to say, we are totally livid, and will be seriously looking around for an explanation.

Does anyone have Mr Walker’s phone number?

Josh Burt
About the author:
Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

4 Responses to PANIC! Some of our greatest snacks are missing!

  1. forty-forty five says:

    man… the thought of a chicken mayo sandwich with RC crisps inside is making me salivate…

    similarly, i think they have stopped doing Lilt in CANS. Stupid plastic bottles yes, but not in a refreshing can – no.

  2. corrdog says:

    the cajun squirrel flavour in the recent marketing exercise taste like roast chicken with a hairy chest, if that helps

  3. debs says:

    I haven’t seen spicy niknaks in a while. Or salt and shake crisps, Discos, Sky Divers, those small pickled onion flavoured Space Invaders things, Transformer-snaks, Pyramints (they were like a 3-D after eight) or Toffos.
    OH GOD!

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