Happy Birthday Elizabeth Taylor, here’s a pretend robot!

Published: 27th Feb, 2009

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Elizabeth Taylor is presumably a very demanding woman, so when we heard that she was turning 76 today, we erupted into a spontaneous sweat. The room became very smelly, very quickly. What could we possibly buy for the woman who has everything? Literally everything. Look at all of the things you own. She has all of those. We argued long into the night, no one entirely sure what she might want, but it boiled down to a toss up between some spare headphones for her Walkman, or a video clip of a man pretending to be a vocoder. In the end we got her both. Happy Birthday Liz!

Can we call you Liz?

Josh Burt
About the author:
Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

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