Send us your great biography title suggestions!

Published: 18th Feb, 2009

We’ll kick it off…


In a moment of blind genius the other day, we realised that famous drummer Charlie Watts is totally missing a trick by not writing a book called Sticks and Stones. Can you think of any other famous faces who are due a brilliantly titled biography?

Let us know with a comment…

Josh Burt
About the author:
Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

9 Responses to Send us your great biography title suggestions!

  1. Avatar Spencer says:

    Myleene Klass already has a book about being up the duff, but no biography.

    Given her ability to be featured across all media as a presenter and/or spokesperson (how did she do that?) her Biography should be called:

    ‘Lean on me’ (look at her website, she calls herself ‘Leenie’. Get it?

    Ok that’s a crap name for a biography but I’m just shocked she hasn’t had one out yet. Maybe,

    “Myleene: and about fucking time too, everyone else has one already, even WAGs. I’m going to SACK MY PUBLISHER”.


  2. Avatar Spencer says:

    p.s. Leenie doesn’t have a twitter account. I wish she did.

  3. josh josh says:

    Leen on Me = totally excellent! Love it… I think David Lynch recently did a book called Lynch on Lynch… I like the title, but would have much rather it had been Shane Lynch (from Boyzone) writing about David Lynch

  4. Avatar Spencer says:

    I didn’t realise how genius I was until you spelled ‘Lean’, ‘Leen’.

    Now where’s my headline editor job for The Sun?

  5. Avatar Monkeytennis says:

    surely “lynch on lench” – Bet lynch on da lench mob?

  6. Avatar angrydaf says:

    I’ll be happy when the PM finally takes the plunge and calls his next autobiography “Gordon Brown: Texture Like Sun”

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