Happy Birthday Paris Hilton, here’s a funny rap song

Published: 17th Feb, 2009

The Lonely Island, I’m on a Boat

Stop a pensioner in the street and ask him/her to please tell you a little bit about Paris Hilton, and you will be appalled by what comes out of their mouths. It’s all “eff” this, and “stupid” that, and “she made a dirty movie”, and “she doesn’t understand what it’s like to be a real woman”, and ” she’s never done a hard day’s work”, and “if she comes to the home, we’ll smash her up.” It’s actually worrying. So, this year for her 28th birthday, we thought we should buy her a nice gift to go with her bad reputation. It boiled down to a toss up between a discreet flick-knife that fits perfectly in a standard purse, or a funny rap video. In the end we got her both. Happy Birthday Paris!

WARNING: The clip contains many many rude words.

Josh Burt
About the author:
Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

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