Happy Birthday Abraham Lincoln, here’s a terrifying animal!

Published: 12th Feb, 2009

The Evil Chipmunk

Were Abraham Lincoln not shot down in cold blood during an early screening of Raiders of the Lost Ark, he’d be turning 200 today, making him not just the oldest man in the world, but the oldest man ever. And yet he was robbed so callously of that feat. Abraham, we are truly sorry. Even so, we thought we’d buy him a present anyway, and it boiled down to a toss up between a rap music anthology on cassette (as that’s a format he’d be used to), or a scary clip involving a furry household pet. In the end we got him both. Happy Birthday, Your Highness!

Josh Burt
About the author:
Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

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