Rootin’ tootin’ somethin’ etc…
Here’s a stone cold fact: no one outside of America has any idea what The Dukes of Hazzard was all about. What were they trying to say? It appeared to be the tale of two cocksure little oiks jumping in and out of car windows, baffling the brainless local police by day, and possibly – but not definitely – taking to the countryside in the evenings to practice setting crosses alight, and rolling bedsheets into tall cones. We’re not sure. One thing we are sure of, however, is that whenever Daisy Duke appeared on screen, all the hillbilly chit chat somehow felt more bearable. What a great looking girl she was. Played by an actress called Catherine Bach, she had a marvelous body, lovingly accentuated by her decision to wear only the smallest clothes possible. What a gal. Yee-haw indeedie!
As ever, we wouldn’t dare quench the gentlemen’s angry thirst for sexy female flesh without granting the womenfolk a similar wish. Below in Tom Selleck.