William Shatner, Rocket Man
What can Alice Cooper possibly want for? He’s got it all – snakes, lizards, eye liner. Hence, we argued long into the night, toe to toe down an icy side alley, about what he should be given for his 61st birthday. It boiled down to a toss up between a Playstation 2 or by far the greatest performance William Shatner has ever mustered. And he has mustered a few. In the end, we got him both. Happy Birthday Alice! School’s out for EVER, presumably.