Aspects, Off The Lip
Alan Alda, the man who was Hawkeye in M*A*S*H, is notoriously hard to shop for, which makes his birthday a total nightmare. We smashed each other repeatedly in the eye until around 3.17am, brutally debating what to get the legendary actor. It boiled down to a toss up between some Smoked Mackerel Pate from Sainsburys, or a UK Rap track from popular West Country hip hoppers, Aspects. In the end, we got him both. Happy 73rd, Alda!