Dayward, Ice Cream
At 38, Stan Collymore should still be playing professional football for England, but instead he’s living it up as a pundit, and today he’s celebrating his birthday. As ever, a bloodbath ensued when presents were mentioned, one half violently protesting in favour of an excellent new song from Bristol, while the other half became hysterical, screaming something about a twenty pound book token. In the end, a truce was called, and we got him both. Happy Birthday Stan!