Woman empties bangle shop
Few things have ever been worse than cheerfully sitting down to watch Blind Date, only for it to be the old people edition. Invariably, an elderly woman called Doris would think it appropriate to yank up her skirt to show the world that she still has mind-blowing legs, exposing some disturbing wrinkly thighs, and a stilton like quality to the skin on her calves. Horrible. And, unfortunately, not a million miles away from watching present day Madonna, cavorting around on stage, 50-year-old bum cheeks hanging heavily from her leotard knickers. It’s unsightly. But, yet, she did once look absolutely fantastic. Back in the 1980s, when she burst onto the scene, she was about as intriguing, terrifying and sexually alluring as a woman could be. A true legend. Now cover yourself up, love.
As always, we can’t chuck the boys some molten flesh from the 1980s, without giving the girls a hunk from the same era. Below is Tom Selleck.