It’s official, we’re going to have to start sewing
Ever since the nation threw itself into financial free fall, we’ve been fretting about the state of our wardrobe. What’s going to happen to it? Can we still afford to pay foreign kids to stitch our jeans? How long before M&S goes under, and we can’t find another decent vest shop? Well, the answers came flooding in yesterday via a very wise fashion brain, sensually known as Oliver. The whisper on the underground is that we’re all going to go a bit punk rock and start making our own clothes again, most probably from bits of old bike chain, bin liners, and patches of cashmere. We’ve made a start by piercing one another’s noses with a fork.