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Published: 9th Jan, 2009

It’s official, we’re going to have to start sewing

bin-liner

Ever since the nation threw itself into financial free fall, we’ve been fretting about the state of our wardrobe. What’s going to happen to it? Can we still afford to pay foreign kids to stitch our jeans? How long before M&S goes under, and we can’t find another decent vest shop? Well, the answers came flooding in yesterday via a very wise fashion brain, sensually known as Oliver. The whisper on the underground is that we’re all going to go a bit punk rock and start making our own clothes again, most probably from bits of old bike chain, bin liners, and patches of cashmere. We’ve made a start by piercing one another’s noses with a fork.

Josh Burt
About the author:
Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

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