Time to send Dad into the attic
Once again, we’ve been trawling the more fashionable parts of East London with our ear pressed against office windows, hoping to find out what we should be wearing this year. We’ve already stocked up on as much orange stuff as possible, and now the word on the angular hair circuit is that leather jackets are going to be all over the place this winter. Not just any old leather jackets either – biker jackets. The kind that used to have tassels hanging from the arms – worn only by androgynous heavy metal fans with gigantic yellow perms, tough guys, or weirdos. We, of course, fell into the first category.
Because we’re cool like that.