She was a biiiitch in 90210
It’s easy for the kids these days. They’re allowed to show one another their emotions, boys have been granted permission to have hairstyles, and everyone is in touch with their feminine side. But there was a time when being a heterosexual male teenager wasn’t quite so easy, and were you to tell your hard nut football buddies that you were just nipping home to watch Saved By The Bell, or Beverly Hills 90210, you’ve be picking your teeth up from the curb with broken fingers. Thankfully, then this woman came along with her taut outrageous curves, and even the toughest street villains were hooked on appalling Hollywood soap operas. She, for those who remember, first played Kelly in Saved By The Bell, then Valerie in 90210. A fantastic young actress. Sadly, since then, she’s only starred in things we’ve never seen.
As ever, we’re not the kind of meanies to treat young guys to hot girls without offering the girls something to get all sweaty about. Below is Tom Selleck.